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Slimkus Bates
Slimkus came right back home after earning his BS.
Birthdate: November 2nd, 2009
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Other known facts concerning Slimkus Bates.

— Fact 1. —
slimkus's mother was very upset when she found empty zopper canisters and holo cubes of nubile slinklers under his hibernation unit. ~ brent

— Fact 2. —
Slimkus is a perceptive young man, but unfortunately the world does not naturally provide a focal point for his talents. ~ Prof. Maths

— Fact 3. —
Slimkus mistrusts the slide. ~ Deekoo

— Fact 4. —
Slimkus is not a double dipper. ~ liam

— Fact 5. —
Slimkus is ambidextrous ~ Pekidubobo