Slimkus Bates
Slimkus came right back home after earning his BS.
Birthdate: November 2nd, 2009
Other known facts concerning Slimkus Bates.
— Fact 1. —
slimkus's mother was very upset when she found empty zopper canisters and holo cubes of nubile slinklers under his hibernation unit. ~
brent
— Fact 2. —
Slimkus is a perceptive young man, but unfortunately the world does not naturally provide a focal point for his talents. ~
Prof. Maths
— Fact 3. —
Slimkus mistrusts the slide. ~
Deekoo
— Fact 4. —
Slimkus is not a double dipper. ~
liam
— Fact 5. —
Slimkus is ambidextrous ~
Pekidubobo
