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Ronald Slonkson
Ronald has invented a more efficient way to label boxes.
Birthdate: February 12th, 2009
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Other known facts concerning Ronald Slonkson.

— Fact 1. —
Ronald still remembers spotting Halle Berry on the Santa Monica pier three and a half years ago. ~ David Merrill

— Fact 2. —
Ronald has a superb sense of smell. He is also lactose intolerant. ~ Brent

— Fact 3. —
Ronald loves his trundle bed. ~ Bob

— Fact 4. —
Ronald will never sell out to the man. This is, in fact, physically impossible be cause he's the man now, dog. ~ Liam