Other known facts concerning Zeno Thwidpicker.
— Fact 1. —
As Zeno always says, sometimes a cigar is just a cigar. ~
Sammy D.
— Fact 2. —
Brother Zeno stayed in the country; I did not. ~
Mr. Drubbs
— Fact 3. —
Zeno's ambivalence is without end and at a standstill simultaneously. ~
Mr. Spokes
— Fact 4. —
Zeno thinks tractors are less efficient than traditional sun-chariots drawn by dragons when harvest comes around. ~
Terence Thwidpricker