Verland Coots

Verland's odor is unbearable.

Birthdate: March 28th, 2009

Other known facts concerning Verland Coots.

— Fact 1. —

Soap dissolves Vernon. Let him be. ~ Ebenezer Coots

— Fact 2. —

Soap also dissolves Vernon's brother, Verland. Both are my sons. ~ Ebenezer Coots